The Fifty-Five Potion Color Combinations
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The imbiber’s hands sweat red paint for six turns.
3 Witches’ Brew
As flammable as it gets, like super gasoline. As hard to remove as flaming oil, vaporous like gasoline, and highly caloric if consumed.
4 Delicate Dram
5 Dragon’s Skin
You grow scaly and flame-resistant for six turns (+1d8 level's worth of save versus Breath).
6 Lovely Liquor
The imbiber can have daydreams that permanently affect the emotions of the people in them, this lasts for 1d6 daydreams.
7 Cup of Reversion
8 Liquid Latency
The imbiber falls asleep for 1d4 turns. This roll explodes! (If it is 4, reroll. Repeat until you roll something other than a 4, and add all those rolls up)
9 Illusory Fluid
The imbiber goes invisible in a unusual fashion, they visually morph when still into site-specific illusions that blend in with their surroundings. This is not like chameleon skin. This lasts for 2 turns.
11 Visibility in a Vial
12 Black Eyes
The imbiber sees as normal in the dark for two turns. (one for each eye, duh)
13 Familiar
The imbiber’s spit is animate, and enough spit can form an animal that takes commands. This effect lasts for one gallon of spit. The animal can be a maximum of 1 HD.
The imbiber begins to vomit, piss, and shit uncontrollably. For one hour.
15 Scaling Potion
You shrink or grow as your self-image decreases or increases. this lasts 1d4 turns.
You gain access to all of your memories for one hour.
17 Skin Stretcher
Texture - flat beer
Taste - boiled wheat
You are immune to blunt damage for one hour.
18 Condensation Ghost
You may astrally project at will for one hour, but in the form of a condensation ghost which exits your vessel.
19 Apothecarium
grants medicine 4/6 to imbiber for 1d6 medicine checks.
20 Babel’s Tongue
Smell- bad breath
You understand all languages for one hour.
21 Stone Skeleton Bone Soup
Smell: cooking meat
In a couple of seconds, you turn into stone. Reverts in one hour.
You may leap thrice normal for one hour.
23 Blue Unical
Smell: strong ink
You grok (Understand/know) one spell, and now retain it. Once used the spell goes away.
You split off reality like a repeating decimal. Everything happens as normal. After 1d8 minutes, if alive, you return back here, just about to drink.
25 Feral Juices
Smell: animal, body odor, the stench in zoos
Polymorph imbiber into a random animal for one hour.
Lots of fun combinations to accidentally consume!
27 Alien Aqua
Smell: strong licorice
Go mad. Madness up to the GM, reverts in one hour.
Go into coma. Reverts if you consume another zonk potion.
Smell: urine this liquid heats and dries things off very quickly and effortlessly - if drank it will deal 1d6+2 dehydration damage. It deals the same damage to water based things if thrown onto them.
30 Elephant’s Path
Smell: ejaculate
the imbiber goes up to the next strength score that would give them a bonus - you cannot go above 18 - their flesh also toughens for the next hour, granting then +1 armor.
31 Wondrous Elixir
Smell: berries and rusty metal
+1 to a random attribute. cannot exceed 18.
32 Fountain’s Friend
Smell: caves
Smell: salty wine
expels anything from the imbiber's body that is foreign to that body.
34 Flux Flux Flux
Smell: automotive
whatever this potion is applied to or whoever imbibes this potion is changed in some way: this quality is picked by the person who applied or imbibed the potion.
35 Spitting Vengeance
Smell: matches
the imbiber's (spilled) spit, blood, ejaculate, urine, etc - becomes extremely flammable. this lasts 1d4 turns.
36 Golden Sap
Smell: sweet and woody
37 Worship
Smell: earthy
38 Nectar
Smell: like a very pleasant garden
this potion turns the imbiber into a messenger of the gods - a wonderfully coloured and plumed bird. it may speak with the imbiber's voice, and knows what the imbiber knows - but is now a 2HD bird. a deity will contact the imbiber shortly and give a message the imbiber should impart on someone else. once the message is imparted, deities usually offer compensation - and they will return the imbiber to their old form.
39 Abstruse Deliquescent
Smell: nothing
if imbibed to applied to an object, the object or person cannot move if unobserved. this lasts until washed off or otherwise removed.
40 Baleful Liquor
Smell: sharp and astringent
when this potion is exposed to air, it quickly evaporates and forms a toxic gas. exposure to this gas deals 1d4 damage - it fills a 30x30 cube, or more, depending on the quantity - and the gas will eventually settle and sit on the surface of standing water. if imbibed, this potion is an extremely bitter and quite strong liquor.
41 Wash
Smell: faintly fragranced soap
this potion instantly destroys anything on the surface of splashed objects: writing, slime, algae, mud, magic auras, etc. it is just soapy water if imbibed.
42 Goop
Smell: chemicals
turns water into goop - this works for 2d20 gallons. it is edible, and counts as rations and water.
43 Expanding Sponge
Smell: the first time you turn the heater on for a while, burning dust
when exposed to air, this potion expands to 20X it's original volume, heating explosively and forming foam. it is corrosive, dealing 1d4 damage on touching the foam - anything completely engulfed takes 3d20 damage. it hardens after 3 rounds, and creatures engulfed may escape unless their action comes after it hardens.
44 Glistening Secretion
Smell: smells like boiled grass
if applied to something, prevents corrosion, heat damage, poison gases, radiation, etc - easily rubs off and will come off if water is applied.
45 Volatile Spirits
Smell: strong liquor
46 Serum
Smell: sharp and metallic
gives the imbiber +1d4-1 maximum hit points and a 10% cumulative chance of total rejection of all previously imbibed serum 9the max hit points all go away).
47 Soft and Feeble
Smell: medicinal strawberries
imbiber has their natural armor lowered by 6, their hit points are divided by two, and they have disadvantage on to hit and damage rolls.
48 Thinner
Smell: unclean barroom
three doses. this potion makes things skinny when applied or imbibed - this functionally reduces hit points by 1/3, and makes objects long and skinny and thin.
49 King Memorabilia’s Extraordinary Oil
Smell: that fakey vanilla smell vinyl toys have
Smell: cinnamony
this potion heals damaged books, including book ashes.
51 Meat Oil
Smell: extremely savory and like cooked meat
this oil attracts animals and unintelligent humanoids, it will last until it is slurped up or set alight.
52 Ichorous Devil
Smell: taking a bandage off
this potion causes horrendous ulcers on anything organic it touches, dealing 1d8 damage and each damage is one ulcer.
53 Obfeasance
54 Mellifluent Libation
Smell: wet ashes
This potion is extremely intoxicating to deities, and to a lesser extent, clergy.
55 Silvery Moon Jism
Smell: none apparent
Oh I like the orange juice one, looks very patriotic.
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