Dillhonker City Notes

from a conversation with Jeff Rients: 

Bec: So first off I had some character ideas:

Specialist who invented cameras early

Dwarf with a big hammer, throws hammer and clings to it, flying with it

Merchant who regularly enters hell wearing a demon costume and consorts with demons

Gnomish submarine captain, drunkard and got dishonorably discharged

Mummy hunter cleric with Hellboy style belt

A VaM magic user - and I might use spells that I made, with your approval


Jeff : "If you played a magic-user, I would prefer to use my secret spell list, which includes your spells but also the canonical ones and a bunch of others."




I ended up playing the dwarf.

We negotiated/decided on the fling ability
60' fling, three times a day

I used Jeff's excellent dwarf name generator -

Here is Boomba!

They call me Boomba, of Clan Crabsmasher

Level 2

STR – 12
CON – 14 +1
DEX – 9 -1
INT – 11
WIS – 11
CHA – 16 +2

SAVES

PARALYZE 10
POISON 8
BREATH 13
DEVICE 9
MAGIC 12

3/6 Architecture

Three times a day fling -2x sounds about right. Range 60'. Doesn't work if you lose your beard


MAX 11 HP
CURRENT 11



Inventory
Great Weapon – Hammer (1d10)
Shield – Red Center Painted

Backpack With the Following in it:
Gwuyndawich Puffin corpse

Pouch, 6 pieces of chalk
Manacles + Key

Dwarf eyepatch
3 pieces of chewed gum
dominoes

Wearing
Leather Armor Painted Blue
Iron Helmet Painted Yellow
Fancy Three-Color Belt
Broken Stopwatch
Prayer Drum
Weighted Boots
Neck Brace
Leather Earguards, Painted Blue

3 flings a day

aspergillum mace is w/zak

1038
396
400
50
1640
2325
80
EXP/MONEY


backup pot point??


tattoo
black sun + frown face
alchemical??

bess – Dwarven god of luck

what follows is a direct transcription of all my dillhonker city notes, sorta in order, including character sheets

I might go back through this and attempt to clean it up and put a synopsis of each session in order to the best of my recollection


session one
Introduction to the other characters and henchpeople

Blarnabus the Ogre - Played by Alexus
Slorm, Goblin Cleric of sister of infinite punishments - Played by Zak
Graham, Fighter who wears a necromancer's robes - Played by James Raggi 

henchpeople are 
Boulder and Melissana - Zak, also I think one died previously due to leprosy
Dr. Merchandise - Alexus
Arno the Garlicky - and two more I forget - James Raggi

Vial of acid
Dead Crow's Bluff
Lure th' slime to the forest?
1 year a square
Prisoner of old owner - a dwarf - this is my goal
Trigonon - the science sorcerer
Eats organics, the slime does

Acid bounces off - so does water
It ate stake, caltrop, candle
Vial of slightly oily ooze gained

45 feet up
tailor of the bedsheets is dissile and sons - local dillhonker business
near top of tower
Plumbing visible
Ochre jelly (food Driven)
3 chefs 
Fork?
Rolling Pin
Hiding

Priest king's rod - slorms

ROUGH MAP

Zak - slorm - boulder
Alexus
Jeff
James
Bec

Boomba level 1

2 hench slorm or boomba

Skeletal slime wizard
Neutralize kills jellguars

250exp?


Slorm goblin 2nd ad&d
Boombo
Melisna
boulder
Doctor mechandise
haplovan bard
jim - gran fghter with scicle
jeff game 437 exp


goro of clan crabsmasher
21

horse themed private bathroom
ooze
sponge of potion

bent chamber - plumbing
goro crabsmasher
perfume
3 perfume + handsoap
soaps
"lead+slime= chemical weapon" - James Raggi IV
1 tar

mukko the horrors
"now you have bugs, protected by bugs which is good" - Zak

soap coated weapon
Bean Brain Tivo

kicked outta wizard's club
thruppo the mighty

red green white

goro's bone

croupier

telescope
soap coated whip

wind up watch
perfume X3
bones
bones perfume watch

3 left

gamma
self
1 turn
liquid, gases
solid objects including head go

4 hench and daddy + kid
inside head
holm

squishy greg zon

20X30 chamber
paintings, frames slashed
hench => boot abaga
employer = tabard shoom

pouch 11 silver
frames in house

mouths

mouth pages
father ekrich
fuck you dad
5 root silver
dagger
blue, red
green(s)
purple

gopor bloodhammer
medium weapon, pick
knows dwarvish
cha 11
con 15 +1
int 7 -1 
dex 12
wis 14
str 12

para 12
poison 10
breath 15
device 11
magic 14


mallet, iron spike X5, backpack, 3 rations, waterskin, 50'' rope, 3 torches, tinderbox


cestus "kill you"
broken lance
mancatcher
rapier, with red gem 250
quarterstaff - silver stud with skeleton and skull motif 75

20: magic item - saber - radiates cold +1d6 cold damage - runes read "chillbro"

draz - shit dragon
snail quarter
~~perfume 3x~~
brain+stick
dwarf bones

red green white
watch
telescope - gem lens
sponge of purple potion
bedsheets - dissel and sons
2200
mule 141
139
brains don't rust

dwarf bones
watch
purple potion
139 gold
mule 25 39 54
dr merchandise - brain stick
3 shark spears - tortoise armor

mithril mine => edgelord clan
wife man = bad son
oak banding

stamp draz
dr blarnabus
dr merchandise
boombo
graham - jim - 2
zak 2

ardington
snake guardian
statue
"how strong are you blarnabus?"

1 flies door, to hobble a table

arrows
surrounded
moth
level 2

so' wide passages
double doors
lair
box
plants
critter sounds
towards books
book

hobgoblin lying?
gong - to muster
orcs care about helmet with 3 red feathers

3 red feathers => fool orcs
hobgoblin
gong musters orcs
red velvet armbands

TVS
Hobgoblin HPV

commander Moog

upcharge hobgoblins with outside goods

black ravens skulls
red hood and flame?

redfeathers redfeathers
old people
women

were rats - waxing crescent
undead jade crown =>
black cats? displacer?
invisible killer => smell? screams?

2533
875
50
1534
many spell
4 henchpeople
raggi
simon
bec

undead - jade crown
invisible ???
wererats
black cats
?????

gum X3

innerwards
arno the garlicky

8100, 7600, 2100, chalice - ?, 500, 500, 5100, 1000, 1500, 7600, spell 500, 500 500, 1000 1000

graham hench hench
simon bec hench
hench

black sun elf

boots 50
socks 5
black sun tattoo skin

future?

pale crest
6, 2, 100
boots, socks, 250 each, tattoo, buttgear

"we can choke out a rat"
- jimbo

echomaxing

simon and bec => graham
12, 34, 56

adventure with plumbing
small + gaseous

G W Y N D A W I C H
Puffin

in backpack
chalk, dagger, go down greased up
ded halfling
worm hole in prison cell

MU

loot 215
437
141
250
9
1038

zatug dwarf
blind dwarf
2 tattoos

cinnamon bookmark bomb

but buncha creatures (yugioh)

decor crown
library north 80'
up to hand bookmark
cells
scratter

2? language unknown
dwarvish
draz - common

slorm - goblin + common

2 ladders, 2 reading tables
7
dr merch, zato

to ceiling or not to ceiling 

country wizard

suitable 4 74
book silt in gold
language?
old haldrani
Lords of Gold
gold mines, dwarf braile
par-kare
grimoire with 4 spells

3rd level 
giant consham

northerly deep laugh
chalk line on stair
120 45%
bigger doors

infra front

jagged

north secret
secret scarab
2 scarabs
500
1500 => 500 500
red and black

secret door found by insects

plank
mollusk

two blue silver dwarves

3rd floor
dd - elaborate maze
10 ft passageway

confusion to intruders
w-e => wererats => beholder
tomb temple founder - lair of heretics - grrrrr

giant spiders 2nd level
poison brain
shriekers
carrion crawler
ooze

tapeworm that changes your voice
page dogeared - books
cephalothroax

bast, god of luck
dwarvish

ioun
dwarven architecture
ogre
tine eyepatch on a rat
grapple a rat

rat w patch
tied up with patch
rats and apples
dd, dd, dd, big dd
nelow bone room - fireplace

"Takalili Takalili" - James Edward Raggi IV

12 instead of six

3 black ring
2 skulls
250 EXP

gamma ray prepared
simon irene ellie

harmless hog - yowat - city
dumb gig
wizard - thruppo- fetchquest
small animals
20 - mi abandoned Christian temple
below is tomb - false statue
sarcophagus with book
250

windswept moor
smoke hole 45'
crude dome
flat stone
beaten door
opposite, graves, old?
cross skeleton
nobish
boulder
backwater

crow
torch, lit

wood 
wood
wood
12'' 15

25-30
3 ft
not under graveyard
stone
corpse
wearing white silk robes
skeletonized
book

sword, bows
"rich fuckos private lair"
7 9 7 EXP
3 scrolls
1 lit torch

MU scroll
Mices
earwig scroll
rusty padlock D.W

7.83
75 silver
3 CP

2 bras

open that door!
cheesed off

main hall n/e
old kiln

cube


dungeon critters don't eat millipedes

bulbous
win splotches
off wompus

wheat

magnaus
golor
friz

pool, secret, 10-15
skeleton maid in trunk => secret in closet

6ft long pole
4 skulls

ring with 7KM
bronze, gold, silver

Scimitar in Scabbard
+3 VS ogres and slimes

whalebone cask - locked

bagpipe

pewter candlestick

4 skulls

wandering monsters!
water = more life
314 EXP
24

lightning
i had big butt at one point I think

woo!

wand, rapier, shield, leather armor, weird polearm

even if spell turning, stinky becomes a tree
table chest double opening

500
gong

dead goat

elemental
stack coffins
defeated 4 nosferatu with a rose 
trolls, lunch, me


Vroseco
MU

11 cha
14 con +1
11 dex
13 int +1
8 str -1
9 wis

para 13
poison 13 
breath 16 
magic 13
device 14 

staff, painted green
waterproof barrel with bedroll in it, tied to my back with a rope
5x candles that burn blue
foldable shovel
tinderbox, decorated with frogs
whip, painted pink
green cloak with yellow eyes painted on my head
batskin flippers
spellbook tattooed on leg
spellcaster's bible - stun, concetrated radius
rawbrij's breath of life
gustatory expansion


sphinx vs lich?
north wall frescoe
"that gong fuckin' sucks" - an orc

versach
monsters discovering egg (elf?)

chamber rat rat rat
rat rat rat
end of world
rats
catty wompus
paper balloon rat
dwarvish inscription (driver)
breastplate we kicked around town

317, 2250
green slime 7 o'clock
"stinky is gonna hit himself with a cricket bat"

purply millipede shaken off using crampons
29 gems
1584
2250

marley

laura gridley
cha 7 -1
con 14 +1
dex 11
int 12
str 10
wis 13 +1

6HP
13AC
1, -5

3/6 climb
3/6 slight of hand

specialist's tools 
25 caltrops => in pouch
crowbar hanging on belt
(padded) manacles = key => around a wrist
black leather clothing ===> on
30 ft of chain around waist, acting as belt
goose down doll, in backpack

weini puffin

winter traveling clothing (white)
2 mallets
moon cup
six 6' nails

7 str -1
13 dex +1
14 int +1
12 wis
12 cha
15 con +1

dillhonker book dust
insult
80exp 
level 5 ratio king
7300
dry slime bag
hoober - guy
Bo Lahlaki
lawyer

6 HP

para 12
poison 10
breath 15
device 11
magic 14
3/6 bush

15Hp
8hp
13 AC

9000 SP

clairaudience 1/day
intuit traps 85%, intuit poison 80%, intuit doors 80%, intuit energy 25% 

stone cyclops mask
swanny 700
10 HP
"I do not speak galactic clown"
2167, 252, 2317
7 bless points
8.6.10,7,10
5 vials
small bag of salt
pouch of hard candy
3 pouches on belt

bag of salt 15
secret room
25 GP tooth!
50 feet of hemp rope
toe ring

spade key
basic 11 => 55 => 1485
5, 243, 743, 742
jade, skittle, fridge, curio, catbox, divide

Ceridwen
MU

con 14 +1
dex 14 +1
int 8 -1
wis 14 +1
str 13
cha 16 +2

6 is 93% -- 38 is 62%
8 bottle ink
origami paper (18)
3 wooden spikes
bedroll on back
6 ft chain
backapack
crampons
candles 93)
box of matches
sack

ventriloquism
pyrokinesis 
nauseating aura

no smadge
3 HP

ink stick, black ink axe
translucent hack obsidian altar

draconic explosive runes
arc arch script
smadge
angel
dome 50" 5
light arch
rune
8" block
washed off by blarnabus
arch demon face dwarvish
smadge
vrseco proseco

ioun stone - green spindly

"don't you know anything about morality? They had treasure!" - Slorm

city halfling 5/6 stealth

'dr dooming that shit" - jeff

insect wizard business card

boots of leaping
60, 30, 20

horse revival kit
translation wizard looking for lost book
ool ploonkif

green keycard
nail for elephants

700, 2317, 3017, 8, 3097

1675 dr merchandise

demon jewels drugs

dr merchandise is back!
zombie clowns

4000
dragon haord 9140 4 sp
+1d6 HP
para 8
puffin's wave crawler

10 pts, 7 pts
500 EXP
dragon (no exp)

uncle boopo's mystery map

2516
166 orange
2136

silver books
pyramid
college
dragon?
sewers
sphinx
moon????
ooze?

100EXP

dragon, so jousting

the turd
scary larry
simon
people paddles
00l =2
1/2 slorm

dillhonker
crystal from yellow to blue

corporal sergeant wieni 
dragon control 9000 out
5 silver
halfling footbow

prone +3 with shortbow

king draz
new weapon skill
battle of tillamook
killed gnome captain "wet wet"
ear
childhood friend died
20 dead
reenlist
all your fault

ONE HUNDRED ARROWS

feels no remorse - never seen
madchen misvet, artist
16 victory for draz
decorated
iron ear medal
romantic- idealized adventures
7 reenlist
disease - sick

wave crawler, heavy damage - 2o dead

lotion of animate art
elf, boombo

2000 more to level 4

foldable shovel
telescoping rod
some more candles that burn blue
dannock
surgical unicorn horn
boomerang tiara

o, 500, 537
lady narbella

octagon, perpetual motion background magic

blood red garb
cane hooked to cane
2 canes

PHOTOGRAPHER 

gwilm (gnome)

camera
10 rolls of film

tripod to hold camera
6 cannisters of flash powder

photo album
darkroom set in briefcase
specialist

5/6 photography 

"there's no pee on my hammer" - blarnabus

drow

weini fell and died

almanet

cha 14
con 4
dex 12
int 12
str 16 +2
wis 9

drow photographer
specialist
tinker 3/6
climb 3/6

para poison breath magic device 



gwilm thremmlo dweeb
3rd level

19 hit points

skills
3/6 languages
2/6 open doors
346 search
3/6 climbing
2/6 architecture

spells:
read magic

unseen servant
seven gates

thurldon's reversal
cyril's attempted enhancement
karmer's spell of wine to poison


drow (specialist/elf)
12 current hit points

+1 to hit bonus
 
paralyze 13
poison 12
breath 15
device 11
magic 13

chaotic

130 sp

on loan: slime staff and irene

millipede whisker hat 
photography hood
camera
tripod
12 cannisters of film
5 flash powder sachets 
flash pan
lenses in case

worm crown
MU scrolls: ID, Magic Mouth, Army of One
5 blue candles
moon cup
black pants, purple cloak

mechanical backpack with 8 spring loaded compartments (1/6 to eject wrong one)
book slot (photo album), book slot (lich grimore, spellbook), candle slot (10 candles), fishtank ( 1 and 1/2 gallons water + fish), whip compartment, camera compartment (empty), crown compartment (boomerang tiara), crown compartment (serpent crown)

rapier 1d8
-2 to hit ac 15 or better

10' away black whip unadjusted AC 14

lotion of animate art
dead piercer
symbol
wizard's library
photo of grell fight
photograph of genie map
owe you a sandwich
photograph of cold elf
photo of elfbutt massacre 

mlurg word
camera ads


"blarnabus died"

"how intact is the skin?" - james
"can i smell the blood wall?" - alexus
"i'm imagining burning flax for some reason." - jeff

gargoyle brand flame juice
"judicious lasering" - jeff

"I wanna drink the frog water, but maybe later" - alexus

useless ioun on dog

magic book from six whipped liches

330EXP

"because jeff and I give each other ideas, it's part of our friendship" - zak

"rich people just pee wherever." - bec 

500, 330, 1080, EXP, 1910 EXP, 1410, 910 GP

"okay okay okay" - james raggi

teleporno, gwilm, graham, dr merchandise, slorm

8 turns servant

"he is worried about his weiner getting level drained"

910

skate key from grell gizzard

word to escape mlurg

unseen servant, seven gates, extension, sangfroid

photo of sphinx mural

6 units of lotion used, 2 left

elf egg
1,200 snake crown
10999, 6000 exp, 6000gp, 5250

"i have every confidence that you will either be very useful, or die.
"either of which is good" - slorm

2x bless 20 points
-19 rolled on scary ass table

3333 treasures and stairs
"so what is the experience of genocide?"
3 hp healing
6HD - eight beetles

secret dungeon under elf butt fountain

9 photos
elf butt massacre 

a new hat every day
a genie detector

tomb of horrors
110 2 doses of granny juice
shrinks you

"behind the dumpster investigating the faerie door" - bec

death word revival

"can I get just relish, no hot dog, just relish" - zak

"it might be thicker than is convenient" - jeff

franklowe's special magic effect inverter

thremmlo dweeb

dead can dance dweeb

71, 80, 25, 55
2nd level

camera lost - put up posters
last seen in object hospital
1855 reward

almost took oath of animated objects

changed my name

sabah
level 1 ur-elf

cha 18 +3
con 18 +3
dex 18 +3
int 18 +3
str 18 +3
wis 18 +3

paralyze 10
poison 9
breath 12
device 10
magic 12

read magic
bookspeak
summon
comprehend languages

sanctuary

+5 to hit
10 hit points

architecture 3/6
search 4/6
open doors 4/6
languages 4/6 
bushcraft 3/6
climbing 3/6

1/6 suprise

press/defensive/etc



jesus of nazareth

level 1 carpenter 5/6 carpentry
level 13 cleric


mr. cheevers

level 2 kuo-toa fighter
will not tolerate pants

cha 9
con 12
dex 11
int 4 -2
str 15 +1
wis 9

para 14
poison 12
breath 15
device 15
magic 18

+3 to hit
11 Hit Points
16 armor
2/6 open doors

giant shrimp carapace gauntlets
bone club (1d6)
wet tuxedo top


mr. wentworth

level 2 kuo-toa specialist
will not tolerate pants

cha 12
con 11
dex 9
int 11
str 13 +1
wis 9

para 14
poison 16 
breath 15
device 14
magic 14

+1 to hit
8 hit points
16 armor

2/6 open doors
6/6 sneak attack
2/6 climb
2/6 sneak

two garteeth daggers (1d4)
three wetfire torches
wet tuxedo top
harpoon (1d6)


right door
nightmare bob
130
3130 gold

rubik's cubes (gross, 144)
shitload of cigars (500)
fur coat

normal change
perfumes (10)

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