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random tables
Bones clatter, tea brews quietly
Something horrible about our innate pliancy
We aren’t rigid, our assumptions soft
We can be wrong at every oft
But knuckles drop independent
And looseleaf collects itself
So some people are dependent
On means separate from one’s self
Medicine Cabinet TBD
combination magic potions stuff
I
Search the body TBD - ENROUTE
4-100 slider rarity
What's
on the ship? TBD
stuff - quantity - quality
Supplies Generator TBD
objects – quantity – discrepancy
Homnunclia TBD
Object – Organic – Abilities – Appearance
SEMI MUNDANE
MAGICALLY CHARGED
UNCOMMON OBJECTS
TREASURE
RINGS
DREAMS AND VISIONS
I Search the Body
Bone Comb
Bone Needle
Silvers
Hack-Silver
Blubber
Hide
Axe
1D8 Silver Pieces
A Medium Weapon
A Small Weapon
Make
a d4, D6, D8, D10, D12, D20, and D100 table
so like it can be rolled on for each of those
and each has a parameter of rarity
SEMI MUNDANE
1. Chipped Stone Wedge
2. Reindeer Glove (One)
3. Carved Driftwood Doll
4. Small Reindeer Pouch of Seaweed
5. Whale Blubber in Deerskin
6. Three Curved Bone Needles
7. Elk Horn Snowcarver
8. Elk Horn Snow Goggles
9. Walrus Skin Gloves
10. Sealmeat (10 Oz)
11. Pemmican Stored in Oiled Skins (7 Oz)
12. Deerskin Jacket
13. Soapstone Kudlik
14. Tendon Twine (Five Feet)
15. Waterskin made of Seal Bladder (Holds 13Oz)
16. Reindeer Fur Gloves
17. Reindeer Fur Cap
18. Driftwood Charcoal (1 large Fires Worth)
19. Dried Herbs in an Elk Skin Pouch
20. Goat Stomach Stones (Allegedly Cures Poison)
1. Crushed Bird Eggshells (Calcium Source)
2. Flint Skinning Knife
3. Flint Arrowheads (1D6)
4. Chunk of Elk Meat (20 Oz)
5. Small iron Stewpot Fish
6. A Lime!
7. Grog Ration (16 Oz)
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TWO MORE SEMI MUNDANE D20 TABLES TBD
MAGICALLY CHARGED
1. Scroll Of Ice To Slush On Reindeer Hide
2. Scroll Of Taxidermy On Dried Seal Stomach
3. Scroll Of Deathrattle On Walrus Hide
4. Scroll of Rime Armor on Polar Bear Hide
5. Scroll of Crack Ice on Aurochs Hide
6. Wand of Piercing Lance on Narwhal Horn (3 Charges)
7. Wand of Tracking on Saber-tooth Panther Fang (10 Charges)
8. Wand of Awl on Caribou Horn
9. Wand of Inducing Ray on Human Thighbone (1 Charge)
10. Wand of Intone Ancestor on Human Femur (3 Charges)
11. Penguin Headdress of Divine the Winds Made (4 Charges)
12. Yeti Arm Club of Destroy (1 Charge)
13. Vertebrae Ring of Scry (3 Charges)
14. Vertebrae Ring of Fey Aura (constant)
15. Vertebrae Ring of Sciclesword (4 Charges)
16. Mixed Bone Totem of Animal Aspect (5 Charges)
17. Driftwood Staff of Rhyme (10 Charges)
18. Driftwood Staff of Gangrenous Dead (8 Charges)
19. Driftwood Wand of Dreaded Medicine (2 Charges)
20. Tendon Crown of Drag Dread (1 Charge)
21. Small Seaweed Basket of Jet Black Basket (1 Charge)
22. Mukluks of Dance (3 Charges)
23. Vertebrae Nosering Of Credence (5 Charges)
24. Bone Awl of Awl (7 Charges)
25. Human Hide Gloves of Caress (5 Charges)
26. Teapot of Inedible Tea (3 Charges)
27. Scroll of Flesh Drawer on Human Hide
28. Amulet of Taphephobia (2 Charges)
29. Snow Goggles Of Extended Look (6 Charges)
30. Tendon Cat’s Cradle of Rime Armor (2 Charges)
31. Tendon Whip of Bloodsword (3 Charges)
32. Stone Ring of Scrying (6 Charges)
33. Deathrattle Skull (3 Charges)
34. Fingerbone Wand of Doubt Transfer (3 Charges)
35. Driftwood Ankle Bracelets of Reduce Distance (1 Charge)
36. Paint of Prognosticate + Random Spell
37. Auroch Hide Drum of Snow Calypso (1 Charge)
38. Frozen Entrail Sceptre of Death Came First (1 Charge)
39. Bone Knife of Flay (4 Charges.)
40. Human Tendon Whip of Flay (3 Charges)
41. Beaded Elk Shawl of Platespinning (5 Charges)
42. Silver Ankle bracelet of Faith (3 Charges)
43. Human Femur Wand of Spell Spell Spell Setback, loops order
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UNCOMMON OBJECTS
1. Goatskin Shoes with tacking
2. Whale Rib Club
3. Hookat Armor
4. Arctic Fox Fur Cloak
5. Ground Sloth Gloves
6. Short Faced Bear Skull Helmet
7. Dire Wolf Fang Necklace
8. Dried Peccary Snout Talisman
9. Eighteen half silvers
10. Comb made from a shell
11. Potato-Tale written on Walrus hide
12. Babies Rope Toys Teach knots
13. Beaded cradleboard
14. Calendar marked on caribou horn
15. Narwhal dagger
16. Soft felted gloves Of Sabertooth fur and mammoth hide
17. Series of hunched figures carved from whalebone
18. Little whalebone figures wearing tiny coats of fur in a little basketwoven sled
19. A foldable story quilt of many animal hides
20. Bone needle set
21. Stewpot for many generations
22. Small decorated tinderbox of bone and driftwood
23. A map on tattered caribou hide
24. Set of boot tacks
25. Set of sledshoes
26. A decorated Soapstone Kudlik
27. Reindeer Hide Blanket with tassels
28. Walrus Tooth Comb
29. Narwhal Skull Pate Bowl
30. Leering Mask Of Chewed Wooden Splinters
31. Eye Of Polished Amber
32. Dried Psilocybin Mushrooms in Stone Coffer
33. Rain Stick
34. Goat Headdress
35. Nipple, penis, clitoris, Finger, Ear, Toe, and Nose Extenders made of painted whale cartilage with leather Fastenings
36. Empty cage of human fingerbone
37. Driftwood Skis
38. Flint Axe
39. Cloak Of Reindeer Fur
40. Ice Saw
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TREASURE
1. 140 Coins
2. 230 Coins
3. 110 Coins
4. 200 Coins
5. 260 Coins
6. 2200 Crystal Sphere
7. 300 Coins
8. 200 Coins
9. 1500 Gold Cup
10. 3800 Gem Pouch
11. 3200 Gem Pouch
12. 4500 Ruby
13. 280 Coins
14. 240 Coins
15. 140 Coins
16. 3800 Gem Pouch
17. 280 Coins
18. 1500 Gold Cup
19. 170 Coins
20. 500 Gold Chain
21. 190 Coins
22. 160 Coins
23. 700 Gold Chain
24. 1100 Gold Sceptre
25. 700 Gold Chain
26. 180 Coins
27. 2000 Gold Chalice
28. 200 Coins
29. 3200 Gem Pouch
30. 1800 Pearl Necklace
31. 800 Jeweled Arm Brace
32. 130 Coins
33. 270 Coins
34. 4000 Gold Crown
35. 100 Coins
36. 120 Coins
37. 3000 Silver Crown
38. 800 Armbrace
39. 220 Coins
40. 220 Coins
41. 200 Coins
42. 250 Coins
43. 150 Coins
44. 300 Coins
45. 270 Coins
46. 150 Coins
47. 100 Coins
48. 2700 Jade Statue
49. 1500 Ceremonial Sword
50. 6000 Kings’s Finery
+ 50 MORE TBD
RINGS
1. Gold and silver with Protruding Blue Stone
2. Delicate Silver and Turquoise Oval
3. Elaborate Gold with a Cut Diamond
4. Large Iron and Decorative Silver with three Turquoise Stones
5. Silver With Large Dark Blue Stone
6. Gigantic Scratched Brass ring with Huge Clouded Stone
7. Dented Scratched and tarnished silver with flaking blue paint
8. Flat silver band with iconography of Religion
9. Iron Gear polished into ring
10. Copper band or wound wire
11. Fitter in silver band with small diamonds and large emerald
12. Simple bronze band
13. Loop of copper with three diamonds
14. Chunky fused white gold wire flooded and overlapping
15. Worry silver alloy ring of river iconography
16. Gold band with jet and diamonds, elaborate figural work
17. Pewter ring
18. Abstract silver ring with unusual decorations and small turquoise stone
19. Large silver decorated copper with large jet oval
20. Tiny gold ring with miniscule turquoise and opal stones
21. Engraved poem ring in gold
22. Speckled band with circular ac of pointed glittering metal
23. Dull band of bronze
24. Thick snake pattern copper band
25. Small gold and bronze poem engraved ring
26. Extremely expensive gold band with seventeen stones in a floral frontpiece
27. Chipped Alloy ring, lopsided, with decorative Eye Stone
28. Silver with amethyst
29. Bent iron nail into ring
30. Silver with orange quartz
31. Bone band shaped like great bat
32. Hematite band
33. Tiny gold band
34. Mood Ring
35. Large simple brass loop
36. Metal and mother of pear string connected ring
37. Flat and curled diamond sun pattern band
38. Silver with a ruby and elaborate carvings
39. Small copper band
40. Silver alloy with gem missing
41. Heirloom carved gold band
42. Heirloom carved silver band
43. Childs ring of mythological character
44. Poison Ring
45. Ring of Stone
46. Bone Ring with Carvings
47. Ring that also can be used as a flute
48. Ring that can be split into two rings
49. Pig iron Band
50. Bladed Ring For Fighting
+50 More TBD
TW: SEXUAL ASSAULT AND VIOLENCE AND STUFF, OK
D
RE AMS AND VIS I ONS
NOT NUMBERED OR SECTIONED YE
Two dead puppies in the snow
Seven dead men, frozen in their furs are searched by two scavenging men
A tall thin woman smiles at you, she is resplendent in furs
A blonde woman died in the snow, it lightly rimes her form- you can see her wedding ring
A woman sits in a warm tent, breastfeeding a baby goat
A wild-haired woman breastfeeds a baby while a wolf lies curled up beside her
Two tough-looking women tend a small furnace, working in synchronization
A bearded man leads an ass, laden with goods, through the swirling snow
A flaming vista of a wild light and shadows encompasses a nude and muscled man
A young waif, bleeds from her mouth and nose smiles at you, her teeth are chipped and her hair is windswept
A cathedral window with swirling grey snow outside
A single penguin waddles around a campfire
A sledge creaks and sways in the wind, suspended somehow in the air by fraying ropes
A dead goose lies encapsulated on the ice
A blonde woman breastfeeds a caribou
A tied up corpse is rolled into a cask
A normal house with stairs, a door has been left open, the whole house is filled with snow
An evil woman in furs tells you about her marriage
A figure- curled and in tattered clothing- dies in the snow
A nude male strikes a pose in the all encompassing snow- his penis is very small
A red dress sways and dances in the wind
A book- of incomprehensible symbols- is shown to you- page by page – for hours
A tired and tough looking man in furs sits in a kayak
Two fur clad women and a child in a cradleboard watch a pair of men walk out onto the ice
A small mink does flips and tricks
A small bronze
figure is shown to be the murder-weapon of a large amount of people
A nude woman strikes a pose- staring in awe at something behind you
A dark and desolate looking mine
Two women eating- they gag and choke on some kind of raw meat- a dim lamp flickers
A redheaded woman leaps into the freezing water with a harpoon
Rusty boot tacks struggle for purchase on icy rock
Two nude women embrace- seemingly fresh from the frozen sea, they are becoming frozen in place
A metal trapdoor is under the snow- you watch it slowly open-then walk towards it
A dark room with moving orange light though a window, behind you- lots of cast shadows
A man gasps for breath- hat beard and face are rimed with frost
Someone opens a metal chest in the dim light- fog surrounding them
Like a glass plate, with circular lights swaying behind it in the wind- your breath condensing-
A frozen deer contorted and grimacing in death
A sneering woman
clad in red lifts her arm to reveal a shock of bright black hair in
her armpit
A woman climbs a black stone overhang
A woman lays dead- arms to the side she is clothed and in the snow- her face has been eaten off
A woman picks oranges from a tree- she is obviously holy
Shifting lines of light- like snakes of trailing vision
A young man butchers what seems to be dead people, he is nude and erect
A nobleman in furs consults a map
A tough looking female warrior succumbs to frostbite, laying gently in a snowdrift
A figure is cast in the shadows of orange light that dance across the warped wood walls
A woman breastfeeds a baby and a wolf cub
A sextant rotates and slowly spins in a completely white world
One thousand calculations in chalk on a blackboard- it is maddening
Two men jump off a bridge of what looks like sinew and bone
A small child climbs a snowy roof, then falls off
A skeleton fish eats your dead corpse in a frozen lake
Two windows- wet and green and red- outside is dark and unbelievably quiet
A woman looks disappointingly at you- half of her head is shaved
You read a red bible- it is full of recipes
You stand and watch the sun come up across an expanse of white ice
A peasant woman lies frozen in the snow- her limbs have twisted- her face contorts
A woman wearing purple in a smoky room breastfeeds a goat- she has lots of piercings and tattoos
Black boots crush you, you can see your blood seep into the snow – if this is a dream, you wake up aroused
A man- with no harness or rope- carefully and ponderously climbs a snowy crag-face
A slab of marble with a framed painting of you- there is music of gongs and organs
A tiny fairy skeleton gets found in your old jacket pocket, you excitedly crush and snort it
A dead man is propped up in spikes as a warning- he is frozen in place
Two redheaded women
restrain you and bite off your extremities
A young mother smiles and waits for a pot of snow to boil
A horribly mummified goat stretches over a small crack in the rock
A horribly charred corpse does normal daily tasks in your camp while everyone sleeps
Someone holds a light and circles you- you watch your shadow- it does stuff you are not doing
A woman with a bone nose-ring stares into your eyes- your realize you are dead – she begins to burn your corpse
A frozen cat thaws in a pot-potatoes and snow are added
A gaunt and happy woman massages the head of a fat and sad woman
A raven haired brown-skinned woman and a pale muscular man hunt a bear- each is missing a hand
A pale giant lies in the snow, a cathedral has been built over his head
A woman screams- her face is melting
Two fey crack the ice- and fish jump out and into their waiting baskets
A dark and curly haired woman with crimson lips and gold hoop earrings walks though a tomb
A man trains a small
dog in a tent subsumed by snow
A village has all combined to be one impossible house- you hear eerie singing from inside
A lone sentry lies dead in the snow- his gate is unguarded
A figure pushes through pale green water- towards a house deep below the surface
A dead man looks past you- his hair is wiry white and writhing
A tiny redheaded woman and a gigantic burly man have sex - the woman is the dominant one
People go in a procession up a mountain- goats and children and sledges leave strange trails
A woman lies dead- arm and legs dismembered- a pale sheen of sweat begins to freeze
A man is sleeping beneath a pile of snow
A yellow robed woman breastfeeds a goat
A muscular redhead woman flexes and poses- she has multiple scabbarded swords
A nude man poses amongst gibbets and ropes hanging in a nightmarish meat tent
A crone turns you into a rabbit, then skins and eats you
A skeletal woman
screams commands to a retinue of skinny pale men who drag rusted
swords
A large mountain range can be seen from the top of a tower, fog curls around the bannerets
A man climbs an icy waterfall, he has many carabiners and ropes- picks in the ice, climbing
A woman in all black fur- black lips and pale skin- black hair and black nails- she deftly spins a longword and walks towards a group of people in the snow, who are visibly terrified
A woman with two black eyes trades fur for pearls at a trading booth
Two women grin and laugh as a whale gets pulled to shore
Black boots kick a skull off a cliff
A man lies frozen to death, his lips look like he is kissing the wind
A woman smiles- blushing under a fur hood- she looks at you with devotion and love
A large ice wall with a tiny gate has a flood of black clad people flooding out
A fish skeleton- bright orange and red- flops and wriggles in your palm
A peccary frozen in a block of ice telepathically oinks and grunts to you
Icicles form on
nipples beards pubic hair and elbows- the nude people chatter and
trudge forward in the snow
A pattern of corpses and parts in the freshly fallen snow
A perfect clone of you in white fur slowly slices a dead person to shreds
Half a dead woman lies stiff and frozen, with innumerable cuts and bruises
A dead man lies in a small cave, clad in furs and frozen to the stone
A blonde girls looks around- she looks like she has never seen the sun
Four men in masks and fur and leather march towards a glacier
A corpse-shaped pile of snow lies a couple feet from camp
A horrible gurgling caribou- half eaten and snarling rises from the shreds of itself- and defying death- begins to waltz out across the ice- skeletal ribs and red ice visible
A twisted creature of frozen root and pantherskin crunches on a human head
A skeleton of a saber-toothed panther chases you through a maze
men women and children pick small red berries from small bushes- they smile and sing
Octagons of orange light scan a room like searchlights
A baby breastfeeds
feeds alongside baby caribou
A skinned head gets thrown though a glass window
A group of women form perfect symmetry as they walk though a snowy copse
A burning city whilst snow falls
A man lies frozen to death a couple of feet from a fire
A small child, happy and smart- she talks to a small ferret- who seems happy to help her
Snow dogs cringe in
the wind as fur coat clad men lift slabs and blocks of ice to make
shelter
A woman with a veritable waterfall of black hair dances in a ring of stones
A man dies frozen in the snow he is balanced on his head
Two pregnant women converse over a small kudlik’s flame
A mummy sits under candlelight- prayer can he heard in the dark chamber
What is obviously a princess masturbates in bed while a withered and leering witch watches through the window- this is obviously very high in the air- in a tower of stone
A group of men carefully carry caribou through the snow- towards tents in the wind
Seventeen dead men
lie in a frozen trench
A pregnant woman falls to pieces like a wooden doll- a small baby doll rolls to your feet
Two dead men lie deep in a crevasse- they are ribboned and crisscrossed with frozen blood
A dark figure chops up a body
Four mummies- once dark black- one pale tan- one shrunken and red- and one skeletal and dry force you into a coffin shaped boat
A nude erect man with a knife chases a bloodied man out of a tent and into gently drifting snow
A bundle- which you know- despite no way to know- contains a body
A woman bleeding from her nose and mouth begs to be spared- you feel no pity
A woman runs nude in the snow- where she walks snow thaws and flowers bloom
A woman sings and dances with a dog standing on two legs
A young man lays on a woven mat and counts what looks like fishbones- he is known to you
A strange figure of black stone scrapes and slides after you- you run and try to hide
Dry jerky corpses
lie at your feet, swirling mist envelops you and yours
A mummified mammoth wriggles and jerks spasmodically- this disturbs you
Five figures in ice line up and wait
A series of black lines slide and arrange to compose your face
A small man totes a spear- a large woman clutches a pail- they seem a perfect match
You go to pee- it freezes mid stream and cuts your genitals- your vision tilt-shifts to the blood
A white dog lies dead in the snow- its fur matted with congealed blood and arrow points
The back of a man in black coal and ash emerge from the snow
The back of a woman in brown leather and hide emerge from the snow
A facepainted man shakes and rattles- rolling past a procession- he is dressed as a woman
A happy maiden smiles at you- compelling you to smile back
A squad of men stand too close, observing you- their eyelashes are encrusted with snow
A dwarf rushes out of an icy hole- cursing and swearing at a pale white ape clutching a barrel
An elf lies bleeding
in the snow- head legs and arms separated from torso
A halfling quietly consults a map in a dark room, lit by taper candles - the shadows are tall
Your party takes turns glancing at you when you are not looking while trekking though a blizzard
Two figures walk across the snowy ground- one has stopped walking- this is bird’s eye view
Green eyes in the dark- in the distance there is a great flaming mass
Heads on pikes- frozen spittle and plucked eyes
A gigantic stone head rolls over fleeing children
A smug woman breastfeeds twins and other villagers children- she also has caribou and wolf-pups and goats around her- she is tattooed in blue and seems capable and intelligent
A traditional fur coat walks around- as if an invisible person is wearing it
A jet black skeleton thaws out of the snowdrift
Two men freeze- nearly to death- they huddle in a small square hole
A man frozen looks dolllike in the windswept snow
Two women struggle to tip over a cauldron over a parapet- they are rewarded with screams
In the dim light you see many bottles glint- as orange light and shifting shadows move
A nude man- erect and lit from the front- struggles to twist and braid two snakes
Fifteen staves in the snow cast a shadow of immense complexity and importance
You have to kill and eat seventeen sled-dogs over three weeks
A shirtless man turned away from you flexes his arms and back- laughing
A horrible two-foot monster of a man leads a clinking group of chained slaves though the snow
You look in a sphere and see yourself across the camp- you turn and see yourself looking over
A copy of yourself beheads you and begins to kill, rape, and eat your friends
An ice cave caves in- you and your mother and father now must slowly die or dig out
A woman gives birth to a goat
You pull off your boot and the sole of your foot peels off, red and raw
You fly through fifty cold clouds, above icy wastes and frigid steppes
Sounds of slicing wind and rain, and screams
You are in a library- it is a tower- it gets struck by lightning
Three men argue the best way forward- nothing gets decided
A gigantic clepsydra fills with blood- you can tell it is measuring time-your time
A pack of wolves stalk you through craggy pass- instead of killing you when you are caught- they rape you- and you then have a vivid experience of giving birth to puppies
You methodically have to remove your frostbitten fingers by biting them off
A horrible spider eats virgins- you try to kill it, but realize it can only be harmed by virgins
You cross a bridge of ice- it cracks and you fall into a crevasse
Visions of deep dark tunnels of stone, deep beneath the permafrost
A screen of
particled snow drifts by, snowflakes falling lazily
You find a frozen pool in cracked ceramic tiles- your reflection is strangely warped
Two men duel with staves of oak- shooting spells at one another
You get sliced in
half by a red robed figure, as you bleed out you see that it is a
skeletal angel
You are in room- there are two paintings- one is different and much more terrifying- it is alive and tells you things
A skeleton leaps from a coffin and attacks you and your friends- cutting your favorite person across their face
Two men’s heads kiss, their headless bodies bleed into the snow
You drink hot tea in a small house with your friends- there is firewood to spare
You fall into the sea- and get trapped in a large bubble- slowly drifting into icy black water
You are on a ship at sea- a storm rages- the water is red and churning
You see a vampire in his court- advisors and throne- you get to see a ceremony- then it is over and they all go through different secret passages to exit the room- your realize that the room has NO obvious exits or entrances, only secret passages
You slowly saw through a barrel below the deck of a ship- something inside smells horrible
A dark room with blue candles-dim light- and a piano
You are in the woods- your realize the woods are painted on walls- the room begins to flood
You catch a witch
unawares - she is not able to react fast, but then she begs you not to
rape her – and you realize, with a horrible twinge of dread, that
she has magically compelled you to attempt to do so, as she grins and unsheathes a knife
You are in a room- shelves start falling- and all the objects shatter like glass
A city burns- but seemingly does not fall down or stop burning
You watch as a tree grows from a seed at impossible speed
You walk along a parapet wall-alone in the snow- you hear laughing in the distance
A gigantic snake eats you- you enjoy this- this disturbs you
You try to drink water- it is undoable- it seems to burn you- you slowly dehydrate and die
A woman points at you- and shouts- you slowly crumble like charcoal ash
You watch twelve or so heavily clothed and armed men search a ruined keep, burning every body they find- it seems they have done this before
You are in a small wooden building- there is an amazing assortment of goods for sale
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