Random
The VaM-style spell today is Random- the title coming from this song by the Lady Sovereign.
Public Warning is a masterpiece of rap - and it tackles things other rappers don't, it sounds different, and just all around is one of my favorites. She uses lots of words and concepts that just do not show up in other rap, her personality and humor shine right through, and she isn't afraid of being who she is. Tango, Hoodie, Gatheration, Fiddle with the Volume, Back in the Day, Public Warning, Love Me or Hate Me, Little Bit of Shhh, Blah Blah, 9 - 5 - ALL GOOD.
This album is 100% Fully realized, and I love it - give it a listen!
Oh, and her album Jigsaw is also good!
Big ups to the Biggest Midget!
Thanks for the music sov, and I hope you are doing ok!
Here are some definitions of Random!
made, done, happening, or chosen without method or conscious decision.
governed by or involving equal chances
for each item.
(of masonry) with stones of irregular size
and shape.
unfamiliar or unspecified.
odd, unusual, or unexpected.
an unknown, unspecified, or odd person.
Here are the lyrics!
Yeah
Make way for the, make way for the S O V
Uh, Uh, Yo, Make way for the S O V
Ah
Yo, Lady Sovereign time, lets go
Huh Huh Huh
Random
Make way for the S O V
Cha Ching Cha Ching Cha Ching
Everybody in the club getting' tipsy,
Oh fuck that, just whine like a gypsy,
Can't see straight, like I got one eye (pop),
Your bottle opener or mine,
Let's... get started,
Move your arms round like fucked up karate,
Oh shit... my word plays nasty,
Oh shit... don't put it past me,
Move titch get out the... way,
Ah, enough of that I'm here to stay...,
Flow lazy... pick the pace up when I flow less hazy,
J-Lo's got a batty,
Well you can't see mine 'cause I wear my trousers baggy,
Anyways... yeah, let's... commence....
Everybody get random
All gyal them, all man them
Everybody get random
Jus' do something random
Everybody get random
All gyal them all man them
Sovereign get random
Jus' do something random
Smokin' kills and so do my lyrics,
If you're poppin' pills then trust you're not with it,
'cause I got the skills,
And I'm over the limit,
Dishin' lyrics like meals every second every minute,
Ding! Dong! Special delivery (hello),
Biggest midget in the game, can't get rid of me,
Give me just a minute and I'll be your vicinity,
My words hurt you jus' like loosin' your virginity (owww),
Well, I'm right thur,
Na' tell a lie 'cause I'm right there,
Right hurr na' right here,
Now get off your churr, I mean chair,
Some English MC's get it twisted,
Start sayin' cookies, instead of biscuits!
Anyways... yeah, let's... commence...
Everybody get random
All gyal them, all man them
Everybody get random
Jus' do something random
Everybody get random
All gyal them all man them
Everybody get random
Jus' do something random
Everybody get random
All gyal them, all man them
Everybody get random
Jus' do something random
Everybody get random
All gyal them all man them
Sovereign get random
Jus' do something random
Yo get up and do summit random, yo watch it now,
1... 2 S.O.V is comin' for you
3... 4 better lock your door
5... 6 well I'm full of tricks...
So everybody come and vibe with the lickle titch
Switch.... hush
Just check how my flow differs
I'm droppin' lyrics like a ho droppin' knickers
I'm on a whole other level, I'm old school
Like marathon, prior to Snickers
This shit's hot, where the sniffer dogs?
Let's get random, zagga-zagga-zagga zog
You wanna come test me well bring it on
This is the new ting, the new singalong
S-O-Veeee~!
Everybody get random
All gyal them, all man them
Everybody get random
Jus' do something random
Everybody get random
All gyal them all man them
Everybody get random
Jus' do something random
Everybody get random
All gyal them, all man them
Everybody get random
Jus' do something random
Everybody get random
All gyal them all man them
Sovereign get random
Jus' do something random
ok, here is the spell's effects!
RANDOM
Duration:
Roll 1D6 – 1: Roll 1D4, 2: Roll 1D6, 3: Roll 1D8, 4: Roll 1D10, 5: Roll 1D12, 6: Roll 1D20 – the number rolled is the duration of Random.
Range:
Roll 1D6 – 1: Roll 1D4, 2: Roll 1D6, 3: Roll 1D8, 4: Roll 1D10, 5: Roll 1D12, 6: Roll 1D20 – the number rolled is the range, in feet, of Random.
For the effects of Random, roll on this table, then the second. Roll 1D6, then 1D8, then cross reference for the result of the initial form of the spell.
This table is for the quality of Random, roll 1D6, then 1D8, then cross reference for the result of the quality of the spell.
| Miscast Table |
1 – Whoops! The caster accidentally cast Summon instead!
2 – Whoops! The caster accidentally cast Chaos instead!
3 – Whoops! The caster accidentally cast Something instead!
4 – Whoops! The caster accidentally cast Contact Outer Sphere instead!
5 – Whoops! The caster accidentally cast Prismatic Sphere, Spray, or Wall instead!
6 – Whoops! The caster accidentally cast Schmorph instead!
7 – Whoops! The caster accidentally cast Midnight instead!
8 – Whoops! The caster accidentally cast Voltaic Epiphany Arc instead!
9 – Whoops! The caster accidentally cast Strange Waters II instead!
10 – Whoops! The caster accidentally cast Teleport instead!
11 – Whoops! The caster accidentally cast Weird Vortex instead!
12 – Whoops! The caster accidentally cast Turmoil instead!
ALSO: Over time, I will be filling the space below with all 2,304 unique possible spell names - the effects are gonna have to be up to individual referees though.
Animal Beam
Tome Beam
Puzzling Beam
Short Beam
Falling Beam
Fabric Beam
Spirit Beam
Boy Beam
Flesh Beam
Musical Beam
Time Beam
Bone Beam
Insidious Beam
Royal Beam
Glass Beam
Genital Beam
Dancing Beam
Goblin Beam
Spiked Beam
Bug Beam
Solar Beam
Darkness Beam
Lunar Beam
Girly Beam
Waxen Beam
Devil Beam
Bleeding Beam
Bloom Beam
Invisible Beam
Excellent Beam
Elvish Beam
Long Beam
Maze Beam
Breaking Beam
Crab Beam
Magical Beam
Flaming Beam
Dagger Beam
Symbolic Beam
Boiling Beam
Dream Beam
Umbilical Beam
Secret Beam
Stone Beam
Void Beam
Dwarven Beam
Effective Beam
Chemical Beam
Animal Sword
Tome Sword
Puzzling Sword
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