Swords
Swords by M.I.A.
The VaM-style spell today is Swords- the title coming from this song by M.I.A.
Nobody does it like M.I.A.
Nobody.
Bad Girls, Galang, World Town, Paper Planes, Jimmy, Borders, Double Bubble, Bring the Noize...
She does not make any bad music.
Here is some definitions of swords!
Here are the lyrics!
You say you love the coco (Hey)
They say they love their boko (M.I.A.)
Some say fuck all (Hey)
But I'm here to take all
Hands up
If you hear a knock on the door
Hands up
If you hear a knock on the door
Hands up
If you hear a knock on the door
I'm here to take you there because you act like you forgot
Highly explosive, ready and raw
Everything banging like we're in Bangalore
Sounds of swords cutting edge like woah
Toyota truck, pick us up, let's go!
Hands up
If you hear a knock on the door
Hands up
If you hear a knock on the door
Hands up
If you hear a knock on the door
I'm here to take you there because you act like you forgot
When would they know we're best by their side
They keep us down and we take it in stride
Throw up your head if you've still got light
What we know because we just can't hide
[?] would know, cut the money we find
Yeah it's time, we better get behind
Pass the stars and you can't hit rewind
We them girls, say holla holla holla
We hold the world, say holla holla holla
Hands up
Hands up
If you hear a knock on the door
Hands up
If you hear a knock on the door
I'm here to take you there because you act like you forgot
Swords
Duration: 2 rounds per caster level
Range: Caster
This spell may be cast as a free action at the start of combat.
The caster gains several abilities involving swords for the spell’s duration: Choose 2
Immunity from swords.
Automatic success on attack rolls with swords if in attack range.
As a free action, conjure a sword in the hand of their choice.
Swords you embed in material cannot be removed except by you.
If holding a sword, you may Press and use Defensive Fighting.
If holding a sword, you parry each round, and still get your action.
You may summon a sword to you by holding out a hand and calling – the sword will fly into your grasp unless the holder has more strength than you.
If you parry with a sword successfully, you break weapons.
Miscast Table
1 – The caster turns into 1 sword for each hit point they possess. That is it.
2 – All swords in a 100’ radius are magnetically attracted to the caster – each makes an attack roll against them.
3 – The caster is immobilized from the waist down for the duration of the spell.
4 – They instead cast Heat Metal on everyone in line of sight.
5 – Whoops! Replace all instances of the word swords with snakes for the spell!
6 – The caster must pre-write their action each round of combat.
7 – Instead of a normal combat – a great wind billows in – separating each combatant in the fray into duos for duels – if it is not even than the straggler will be paired off against a figure made of dust and wind, with invisible blades. This lasts until there is one combatant alive for each duel.
8 – Whoops! Replace all instances of the word swords with sticks for the spell!
9 – They instead cast Magic Sword on a target enemy in line of sight.
10 – After the duration of the spell – any held swords cannot be let go of, this will stop only if the spell is recast.
11 – Whoops! Replace all instances of the word swords with cups for the spell!
12 – The caster now has a permanent fascination with blades – which will manifest through role-playing – if they do not play along – they will find themselves blacking out and committing murders. They will talk a lot about blades, they will spend money and resources on blades, they will seek blades, they will covet and protect blades – ETC.
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