"that gong fuckin' sucks" - jeff "I do not speak galactic clown" -gwilm "stinky's going to hit himself with a cricket bat" - jeff "don't you know anything about morality? They had treasure! " - slorm "Dr. Dooming that shit" - jeff "there's no pee on my hammer" -blarnabus "I'm imagining burning flax for some reason" - jeff  "can I smell the blood?" -blarnabus "how intact is the skin?" - james "judicious lasering" - jeff "I wanna drink the frog water, but maybe later" -blarnabus "okay okay okay" - james "because jeff and I give each other ideas, it's part of our friendship" - zak "rich people pee wherever" -bec "he is worried about getting his wiener level drained" "I have every confidence that you will either be  very useful or die - either of which is good" -slorm "so what's the experience for ge

Previous Potion Posts! Old Potion Math Potion List! Potion Colors! DON'T READ THIS STUFF IF YOU ARE GOING TO PLAY IN ONE OF MY GAMES THANK YOU  1 Waning Draught Appearance - brown fluid, the bubbles linger if this potion is shaken. Texture - cheap alcohol. Taste - vanilla extract. Smell - strong vanilla extract. The imbiber ages 1d4 years.  2 Red Hands Appearance - bright red juice. Texture - acerbic and dry. Taste - bright red berries. Smell - sugary and cloying. The imbiber’s hands sweat red paint for six turns. 3 Witches’ Brew Appearance - a dull yellow oil. Texture - oily and thin. Taste - fish oil, potion’s flavor will be burped later. Smell - nothing. As flammable as it gets, like super gasoline. As hard to remove as flaming oil, vaporous like gasoline, and highly caloric if consumed. 4 Delicate Dram Appearance - pale pink liquid. Texture - water. Taste - tastes like petrichor.  Smell - rose water. One of the imbiber’s senses of their choice is amplified twofold for six turns