Esoteric Genitals Update

So - I have learned about new music and fallen out of enjoying other music: so I have updated and subtracted and added songs to the playlist - which is now at this playlist.

It is now numbered 160, and as I find more songs that I like or think would be excellent spells, I might add some, but these are all set in stone, with 40 something of them already having been made as spells.

So far I have made the following spells:

Vyzee, A spell that converts the caster into a slime -
Whiteout, Whips a blizzard around the caster that increases size each turn for the duration -
Komminezuspadt, Which turns the caster into the White Rabbit - 
Honey, Long-range metal detector for anything - 
Rage,  Induces a powerful and mechanically interesting rage -
Black Tambourine, A forbidden ritual that suppresses clerics, doubles damage, disadvantages foes, skews initative, and permanently kills: it is also highly taboo - 
Teleblister, Creates an ever-growing sphere of hot air - 
Mine, The caster summons an object they have owned and have written their name on directly into their hands + if someone is holding or wearing the object, they get charmed - 
The Bottom, Increases saving throws dependent on how deep underground you are, gruesome mutation miscasts - 
The Melee, A chaotic addition to combat that includes lots of tripping - 
Planet, A gravity altering shift that turns projectiles into planets - 
Carry The Sun, The caster becomes the avatar of the sun, unless they miscast, in which they become an avatar of one of the other 12 planets-
Hold Your Color, Alters stats, and introduces 20+ derived stats - 
Mirror Image, Creates mirror images of the caster that act erratic - 
Fireball, A projectile that gets passed around like a beach ball at a rave - 
Penny Candy, Swaps something in line of sight for an equivalent amount of copper -
Flood, A great deluge removes all status effects and damage from those the water touches, but also makes them lawful for the rest of the day or night - 
Sapphire, Which conjures a star, window, or beam of sapphire power - 
Corazón , Allows the caster to take the bullet for friends, and gives benefits -
Random, A gigantic variety of possible effects - 
Night Court, Summons "judges" - 
Shadow, Allows the caster to see-saw with their shadow and gain powers -
Waves Of Energy, grants the caster waves and a crackling electric sense of agency, each wave has different effects on the amount of actions the caster can take the round they crest - 
Not Of This World, A complete denial of something, which emerges and negates -
Back In My Body, Permits an action at any point - 
Golden Heart, Rips the physical manifestation of "treat others the way you want to be treated" out of     the caster's chest, and then it floats around and helps the party -
Tonic, Conjures a pair of bottled liquids that let people pop in and out of artwork - 
Dive, Pulls the caster into a black sea outside our reality, then they return -
Metrokinesis, Controls other people's legs - 
Bubble Dream, A protective bubble that creates illusions -
Ascending Hands, Creates invisible intangible magic hands, which may interact with magic as if magic was material - 
I Am Not Your Broom, Animates objects, which act as retainers, and have personality and desires -
Dream In Blue, Increases spell slots and reveals all dreams dreamt -
Some Thing's Coming, A ritual where the somatic component is masturbating, which summons or causes random encounters to occur - 
Glory Box, A ritual that removes criminal's fat for making different Hands of Glory -
Angel, A saving grace that prevents death with an angel's embrace - 
Ghost Dance, Summons ghosts that want to wrestle people into deadly dances -
Transitions, Shifts one aspect of the caster to another - 
Royal Walls, Summons castle walls to protect and project commands - 
Swords, Grants sword-related abilities for the duration of the spell -
Fourteen Black Paintings, Normally casting this spell has 12 different results, they are nearly all terrible and are based on Goya's black paintings, the miscasts have helpful effects -
Outlier, Which places the caster's player into a separate room of the house, where they are forgotten/ignored by reality, and visited by the referee occasionally to see what they want to do -
Come To Life, Brings the dead back to life, always has a chance to miscast, miscasting broadcasts this resurrection to people that the caster would rather not have in the know - 
Listening Wind, Grants the wind all of the caster's senses, so then the caster floats as the wind, and smells hears tastes touches and sees what the wind does -
Energia, Permits an action, at any point - 
Blue Casket Bop, A ritual to prepare and conjure a blue casket or coffin, which becomes a shell for armor and movement - 
and Pseudonym, Which gives the caster a new name, which grants powers until they get re-named.

 Here is the Directory for the spells I have completed so far.

Upcoming spells - With songs that I discover or have forgotten to include to be added over time:

Format is: Song title/spell name - projected effect

 Eternal Nausea,
 Juliet Of The Spirits,
 Superhead, Transforms the caster into Superhead - 
 Prophets,
 Weighed Down,
 Magic Loop,
 Crucible, Engineers a situation of severe trial, or one in which several elements interact, leading to the creation of something new - 
 Throatzillaaa,
 Left Ey3,
 Reach Out,
 My Museum, Induces temporary catatonia in the caster, and relegates their consciousness to their mental museum - 
 Boll Weevil,
 Effect,
 Shadrach,
 The Laughing Crying Masses,
 Logan Rock Witch, The caster wither becomes or summons the Logan Rock Witch -
 Body Parts,
 Prehistoric,
 Arcadia,
 Timebomb Zone, Turns things in a specific zone into timebombs - 
 Slow Motion Fighting,
 Cauldron Rave,
 Molotov Music,
 Lullaby,
 Maddening Shroud,
 Kids' Toys, 
 Tear Vial,
 Birdhouse In Your Soul,
 Crawling Into A Fireplace Cackling,
 Little Half Dead Fire Exits Hi,
 Control, Controls someone or something through specific parameters, usually involving eyes, hair, or touch - 
 Hand Crushed By A Mallet,
 Excruciating Deth, Like a ray, like a beam, like a tower of knives, like a row, a row of teeth, like a coward's filthy lies - 
 Yours, Opposite of Mine - 
 Sea Of Monsters, Opens a portal to the Sea of Monsters -
 Kodokushi,
 Supercell, Conjures a wicked storm centered on the caster -
 Medusa's Path, Daily ritual that slowly changes the caster into a medusa, heavy cost - 
 Broken Hearts,
 Noctuary,
 Platinum,
 The Rhythm Of The Saints,
 Weird Science, Litany of "science-y" effects, "It's Alive" "Eureka" "I need to mix an antidote" ETC - 
 Rejoice, Celebrates something terrible happening, and softens the blow - 
 Su-Bo's Mental Meltdown, Induces useful madness - 
 Xiquexique, Communication with specific spirits, of cactus, wind, stars, ETC - 
 Everything Under The Sun,
 Sea Of Something,
 Satellite Mind, Connects the caster to all the other current casters of satellite mind - 
 Strawberry Swing,
 Two Dots,
 Tragic Charade,
 A Pack Of Wolves, Converts the caster into a hard to control pack of wolves - 
 Deadly Obstacle Collage,
 Cohibitus,
 Black Wings,
 The Predatory Wasp Of The Palisades Is Out To Get Us!,
 My Little Raygun, beholder-Style raygun -
 Devils Down And Out,
 Confesion,
 Catapult, Converts the caster's arm into a catapult, additional complexity if the caster is missing an arm, as a result most casters who have this spell will be missing an arm -
 Lipslap,
 Teddy Bear's Picnic,
 Hall Of Heads, 
 Shake It Off, Damage prevention blackjack -
 War Photographer,
 ALONGWAYTOGO,
 Water Fountain,
 The Bell Tolls,
 Knee-Deep In The North Sea,
 Lilac Moon,
 Lionheart, Charisma bonus conference and courage and strength of will and spirit and loyalty and bravery and friendship ETC -
 The Moment,
 Gamma Ray,
 A Joy,
 Immaterial, Astral projection + astral form shifting to experience life in different forms - 
 Glue Of The World, Allows the caster to see and split connexions of reality  -
 Osao San,
 You!,
 Sandcastles,
 Divide,
 Para Mexer,
 Noid,
 Bugstomp,
 Oh Devil,
 Marble Juicy Tulip Tree,
 Da-Da-Down,
 Weapon Of Choice,
 Destroy,
 Badass Bullshit Benjamin Buttons Butthole Assassin,
 Mambo Sinuendo, A twisting sinuous snake river dance, effects to be decided - 
 Pele's Tears, Solidified lava rain -
 Manny's Bones,
 The Grasshopper Unit,
 Mutilated Lips,
 Flesh Without Blood,
 Butcher Attack,
 Spiral Gate,
 Lycra Mistral,
 Seven Hills,
 Venus,
 Resynthesis,
 Rubberbandman,
 They, Who are they, How come I didn't notice them, How are they everywhere - 
 Stuff Is Way,
 Cascade,
 The Brouhaha,
 Bossa Per Due,
 Titus Was Born,
 Deadcrush,
 Jing Jing,
 A Different Arrangement,
 Human Beings,
 Blown Blooms,
 and In Keyed Fantasy. 

       

Thanks!